They do have a sense of humor.

I recently discovered an internet forum for classical musicians, and found, to my surprise that they actually tell classical music jokes.  Aparently, Violists (Viola players) are the dumb blondes of the classical music world.  I'd guess that's because comparatively speaking, the viola is a fairly simple instrument to play.  I've always loved the viola, but what do I know?  Here's a sample of the jokes.

A violist and a percussionist were walking in a park. The percussionist saw a dead crow and said to the violist, "Look, a dead crow."

The violist looked up and asked, "Where?"

Q: Do you know the difference between a coffin and a viola?

A: The viola has the dead person on the outside.



Q: Do you know why violas are bigger than violins?

A: They're not. Violinists heads are just bigger.

And my favorite:

An American orchestra had just arrived in Europe for a two-week tour. One hour before the first concert, the conductor became very ill and was unable to conduct, and the orchestra suddenly had to find a substitute. The orchestra manager asked everyone in the orchestra whether they could step in and conduct, and the only person who was willing was the last chair violist.

The manager was very nervous about this. "We can't audition you,'' he said.

"No problem,'' replied the violist.

"There's no time to rehearse. You'll have to do the concert cold.''

"I know. It'll be all right.''

The violist conducted the concert and it was a smashing success. Since the conductor remained ill for the duration of the tour, the violist conducted all of the concerts, getting rave reviews and standing ovations at each one.

At the next rehearsal, the conductor had recovered, and the violist took his place at the back of the viola section. As he sat down, his stand partner asked him, "Where've you been for the last two weeks?''

Enjoy, and be amused.  I'll see if I can find some viola music to blog about.